Fairytale Gone Bad

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Mai 2011

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  • He: * * Plays Xbox
  • You: Sits sadly on his bed
  • He: What's the matter, honey?
  • You: Oh, nothing ...
  • He: * Turns out Xbox *
  • You: Why did you stop playing?
  • He: Because my baby is more important to me than my Xbox.
  • You: Ah ... how sweet!
  • He: * Turns to Palystation3 *
  • Do you know what I mean? xD
May 30, 2011

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too.
Not in the cage but laughing at you.

May 30, 2011
May 30, 2011269,746 notes
Bulimie
  • Girl: ,,I'm bulimic, do you know what it means.?"
  • Boy: ,,Yes."
  • Girl: ,,Don't be worry im in therapy for it."
  • Boy: ,, I try it once but when i put my finger in my throught, I always be hungry and eat my arm."
May 30, 2011
Difference between BOYS & GIRLS


GIRLS: (when they see their crush) they’re like :

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BOYS: (when they see their crush) their like :

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GIRLS: (when they’re jealous) they’re like :

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BOYS: (when they’re jealous) they’re like :

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GIRLS: (when they cry) they’re like :

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BOYS: (when they cry) they’re like :

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true.

May 30, 201131,129 notes
I enjoy being around people that can make me laugh without trying

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May 30, 2011140,488 notes

On Saturday I had youth initiation. It was really great. (:

May 30, 2011
May 22, 201128,417 notes
“I’ll try to be nicer, if you try to be smarter.” —
May 11, 201130 notes
TAKING OUT GUM IN CLASS


Your friend sees and looks at you like

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So you give them a piece

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Five minutes later, someone asks if you have gum

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“BUT I SAW YOU GIVE —-“

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The next second

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So…

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May 11, 201115,157 notes
When someone uploads a bad photo of you.


And you’re just like…

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And then they’re like ‘You look fine!’…

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And they won’t delete it.

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May 10, 201138,494 notes
THAT TINY HEART ATTACK MOMENT WHEN YOUR MOM IS BORROWING YOUR PHONE


YOU’RE LIKE.. OMG.. NEED TO ERASE INBOX..

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WHAT IF SHE OPENS MY GALLERY ? MY INBOX ? MY EVERYTHING?!

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May 10, 201126,398 notes

What can you kill today, does not worry.

May 9, 2011

I’m not gonna promise you everything.

 I can’t promise a healthy relationship without some arguments. And I can’t promise I’ll be there all the time because I have my best friends. But I will promise you that you’re my significant other. Sure, I’ll talk to other guys, but they are just friends. Nothing more, nothing less. Because if I did wanted to go for them, I wouldn’t have said yes to you. If you respect my space, then I’ll respect yours. And if you don’t mind me talking to other guys, then I won’t mind you talking with other girls. But we both have to know that you’re mine and I’m yours.

May 9, 2011

Love is as much as an object as an obsession.  Everybody wants it.  Everybody seeks it, but only few ever get to achieve it. Those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all; never ever forget it..

May 9, 2011
“It does not matter what the world thinks…
nor what your parents think.
If you don’t like yourself even if the world loves you, then you need to become a person whom you like.”
—Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge
May 8, 2011
Toradora <3

There is something in this world that no one has seen before. It is gentle and sweet. Maybe if it could be seen, everyone would fight over it. That’s why no one has ever seen it. The world hid it so that no one could get their hands on it so easily. However, someday, someone will find it. The person who deserves it the most will definitely find it. This is how it’s created.

German :

Es ist etwas in dieser Weltdass niemand zuvor gesehen hat. Es ist sanft und süß. Vielleicht, wenn es gesehen werden könnte, würde jeder über es kämpfen. Das ist, warum niemand es je hat gesehen. Die Welt verbarg es sodass niemand die Hände auf es so leicht zu bekommen. Doch eines Tages wird jemand ihn finden. Die Person, die sie verdient am meisten finden bestimmt es. Dies ist, wie es erstellt wird.

May 8, 2011
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